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The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022
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Cow Water

"im cow water at this game!"
by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021
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Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.
1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
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Aw ya cow

Aw ya cow means you spoiled something by answering a question you weren't meant to answer
Aw ya cow why did you answer
by Ionaismean April 8, 2019
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vile cow

"Have you ever met such a vile cow before!"
"Yes, I met harry styles on the street."
by vgybll September 11, 2022
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Cow

Being defined as a big fat cow who lives in 119 feild rode
by Symbludtings October 27, 2019
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