the hill school's chapel talks

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.

"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."

by christina March 22, 2005

walking talking sperm bank

A person who gives a lot of oral pleasure. See also cum dumpster.

She sucks so much cock that she's a walking talking sperm bank

by KingofSpain357 May 13, 2005

Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

by JediAndi April 8, 2006

talk to a man about a dog

A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump

My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.

by William Wells November 16, 2010

real talk on the real tip

1.) an absolute truth; all jokes aside.

1.) If Ali was telling Kirstin that all the sweaters on the tables at Finishline looked like shit, she would say:
"Kirstin, Real talk on the real tip all of the sweaters look like shit."

2.)Real talk on the real tip Finishline is the best place to get your kicks.

3.)Hey Ali, real talk on the real tip Matt just dipped to take a smoking break.

by kcslice November 29, 2009

talking like a physic woodpecker

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

talk to a man about a horse

what you say when you're walking away to take a piss.

I'm gonna go talk to a man about a horse. I gotta talk to a man about a horse.

by knightmare36 December 28, 2007