Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat

What Gordon Ramsay uses to insult idiot sandwiches

You fuckin twat

by Ikosaheadrom July 17, 2022

slippery twat brownie

When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.

You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie

by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018

Feather twat

Big hairy pussy

Did you see Brenda's crotch? She has a full on feather twat

by Joe&Lance April 11, 2025

Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.

You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.

by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020

Twat

a derogatory word used in the British-English language or American English language to refer to someone as being stupid or obnoxious.

Stop being such a little twat and get back to work

by Suburbanz71 January 23, 2019

moosey twat

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

by Mercibaby January 28, 2017