Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared

Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”

by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.

Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.

by SpongeBoobies October 4, 2019

Left and righted it

Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni

Have you left and righted it from work yet?

by Double busy October 11, 2019

Right?

A filibuster word used when someone full of shit doesn’t even believe what they’re saying so they attempt to have the audience auto-agree.

BS person: “So the blah blah blah doesn’t always correspond at the degree of the blah blah RIGHT? we know this because blah RIIIGHT?”

Audience member 1: “Right!”

Audience member 2: “Right yes..”

Audience member 2 after some thought: “Wait what..wrong. That’s so fuckin wrong”

by lyricalingenius August 4, 2019

scrunchie on right

Means they are taken

Ooh she has her scrunchie on her right arm she’s taken
Scrunchie on right

by Hacjer August 16, 2019

The Kid On The Right Of you

The kid on the right of you in class, the types may vary, but the most common and run into one is a Brody. He usually plays solitaire and constantly makes retarded noises and screams at the computer, if you encounter this type, try to ignore him as much as possible or by saying "stop being a fucking retard brody"

Oh shit The Kid on the right of you is raging at solitaire again! Oh SHIT HE'S BEATING THE COMPUTER MONITOR AGAIN.

by IneedMoreStickersForMyHydro August 26, 2019