Pure dead brilliant

A phrase used in Scotland that means 'the best' or something along those lines.

1. Jock: 'Did yae see that new filum on sat'day?'
McDonold: 'aye, it was Pure dead brilliant!'

2.'Here, Jimmy, that bottle o' bucky was Pure dead brilliant

by Alex July 23, 2003

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My Mom Is Dead

It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback

Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much

by Sundance Kid September 06, 2007

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Dead Baby Jokes

Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.

by CottleZanze November 25, 2006

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Drop Dead, Gorgeous

I love this band and you should love them too.

Danny (Stills)- Vox/Serenade
Aaron - Keys/Voice
Kyle - Guitar/Throat
Jake - Bass/Triangle
Danny (Cooper) - Drums
Dan - Guitar

listen to Drop Dead, Gorgeous

by music1. August 11, 2006

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dead baby joke

Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!

1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.

by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008

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