Soup

The most dangerous substance to mankind.

"my mum made me some soup, but when i looked on the urban dictionary, I can't swallow it."

by the guy without a beard January 11, 2021

Poo Noodle Soup

After getting Poo Noodles, you extract your Poo Noodles into a bowl and proceed to give the Poo Noodle-ee an enema. You then get all of the poo water juices from the enema and put them into the bowl with the Poo Noodles. This creates Poo Noodle Soup.

Yo bro, I went to give some bitch Poo Noodles last night and she offered to have an enema and share Poo Noodle Soup with me! It was lit!

by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021

Souped

The act of dropping a super loose dump. Not diarrhea, not a fully formed log, we are talking fcking soup.

Dude, after that amazing veggie dinner last night, I almost souped in my pants. Nearly didn't make it to the can.

by Brohymn801 January 17, 2021

Campbells chunky soup

When a girl squirts during sex and it has the consistency Of Campbells chunky soup.

Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.

That’s why your girl has chunky soup.

by Wocky slush goblin January 25, 2021

Balls in your soup

An expression used to dismiss passive aggressive behaviour, or deflect from someone who is stressing you out with an overload of information.

Aethelfred: You're the kind of guy who likes his toast buttered both sides, aren't you...
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.

Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

Soup

A nickname given to a guy who thinks they're MUCH MUCH smarter then they actually are.

Person#1: Bro, if you even think about trying to come up with another idea then I'm gonna start calling you 'Soup' from here on out bc all of your ideas have been nothing but counterproductive.

Person#2: What are you talking about? My plans have almost worked each time we've tried one of 'em.

Person#1- Seriously? Are you joking bro?..... Hey 'Soup', shut up and just go sit in the corner while the grown-ups in there room come up with something that might actually help us get this job done.

by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021