Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure

I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!

by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011

Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023

toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

British Rail Sandwich

A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.

Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.

by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021

Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021

two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Nigga Cheek Sandwich

To make your homie's booty into a sandwich.

"Hey man you need to come over to my crib so I can turn you into a nigga cheek sandwich".

by Ryan Deyo June 29, 2022