Indonesian Salami Sandwich

When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.

Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.

by Minecraftplayer4000 September 28, 2020

two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

Skinny Legend Sandwich

A delicious sandwich that consists of some sort of meat (ham, turkey, chicken) and has 4 slices of cheese (preferably muenster). It has 3 pieces of bread and once you assemble it all together, you put it inside a toaster oven. There isn't any sauce in the sandwich. Once the cheese is done melting, you're ready to eat it!

Brandon: "I'm really hungry right now"
Teddy: "Bro, same"
Jimmy: "You guys should have the Skinny Legend Sandwich"

by yomommacheese July 12, 2019

Tibetan Meat Sandwich

When 7 black dudes face fuck a tall white Jewish person

Sam: Do anything fun last night?
Alisha: I had a Tibetan meat sandwich
Sam: Oh damn. I wish I was invited to that

by Tallwhitejewishguy December 22, 2021

Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021

Nigga Cheek Sandwich

To make your homie's booty into a sandwich.

"Hey man you need to come over to my crib so I can turn you into a nigga cheek sandwich".

by Ryan Deyo June 29, 2022