Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023

toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

Jack the ripper sandwich

Your mother's mouth you talk with

Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Carolina Butt Sandwich

Carolina Butt Sandwich (CBS) is when someone spreads thier cheeks, lathers one ass cheek with Peanut Butter and lathers the other with Jelly. The person then lets go of their cheeks to make the perfect CBS. A man named Devin then begins to scarf the sandwich down.

Dude he got Carolina Butt Sandwich from Devin while at work. He gave a dude CBS.

by Kipp Shire September 27, 2021

Beef dripping sandwich

When your mum sits on your face.
It’s lovely.

So after a bit of persuasion, I convinced my mum to give me a beef dripping sandwich last night, and I’ve never cum so hard and so fast in my life.

by Wow bruh July 9, 2021

Ice cream sandwich

1st girl lays down on stomach and other girls lay on top and you lick their ass holes from the bottom girl to the top girl like when licking an ice cream sandwich

At the party last night I had an ice cream sandwich with 3 girls from class.

by Mr. Whiskers April 22, 2022

flat banana sandwich

Created in Puerto rico is when you find anything on the street combined with cheese, ham, tomato, and lettuce

Hey son whatcha making
Oh nothing just a flat banana sandwich
What's on it

Just some 20 year old gum, dog shit, and some frog intestines

by Walker Lynch May 28, 2022