Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure

I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!

by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011

Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023

Jack the ripper sandwich

Your mother's mouth you talk with

Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Carolina Butt Sandwich

Carolina Butt Sandwich (CBS) is when someone spreads thier cheeks, lathers one ass cheek with Peanut Butter and lathers the other with Jelly. The person then lets go of their cheeks to make the perfect CBS. A man named Devin then begins to scarf the sandwich down.

Dude he got Carolina Butt Sandwich from Devin while at work. He gave a dude CBS.

by Kipp Shire September 27, 2021

Beef dripping sandwich

When your mum sits on your face.
It’s lovely.

So after a bit of persuasion, I convinced my mum to give me a beef dripping sandwich last night, and I’ve never cum so hard and so fast in my life.

by Wow bruh July 9, 2021

Sliding on a prawn sandwich

Having sex with a bunch of men with small penises

Girl 1: How is your hoe phase going girl?
Girl 2: Not too good girl, I'm sliding on a prawn sandwich

by everett-moses August 24, 2022

Ice cream sandwich

1st girl lays down on stomach and other girls lay on top and you lick their ass holes from the bottom girl to the top girl like when licking an ice cream sandwich

At the party last night I had an ice cream sandwich with 3 girls from class.

by Mr. Whiskers April 22, 2022