Call To Prayer

The physical interaction between a muslim and an unsuspecting goat that is audibly transmitted over a loudspeaker several times a day

Hearing the call to prayer makes me wish I was deaf

by ULTRAMAGA November 5, 2025

complicating the lord's prayer

someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening

you're complicating the lord's prayer, son, stop complicating things.

by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025

average Rivals Player

When ever you play the roblox game rivals there will be 12 year old larps who spam the words "ur poor" "show funds" if you call them bad at the game. This what the average rivals player does after they lose to timmy.

John: HAHA EZ win

extortherskintillsherepentstodemons: show funds brokie add me on tele @richeboy420comboss

John: Ur mad get better haha your just the average rivals player

by synthable November 21, 2025

Swedish CD Player Challenge

The viral challenge of making your partner shove a Compact Disc into their anal cavity and then humming the tune of a plaqueboymax song and recording it and uploading it as a single on audiomac.com, and if does not win a Grammy, then you must repeat it until it does.

“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

The Primary Word Of An Xbox Player

The long way of saying the n-word

Me: *trying to get my friend in trouble during class* Did I hear The Primary Word Of An Xbox Player!?
Friend: No

by Tyrone Watermelon December 27, 2019

Sa Si Sa Samarro Jinazi WHOROELZI Novena Prayer

Our creator of japni lord Kahiem Roel The Maximilian Kolbe with request to use infant Jesus of prague miraculous powers to defeat odds of mental compression of mild cognitive impairment from pity schemrs. PRay for the chapter of ecclesiastes chapter 4 verse 10 to be evident to my words of theory and I pray folklore magic mythology defeats all evil hands of drumming rhythm let's make Deutoronmy chapter 5 verse 8 the entire chapter be content to my word of Sikh mythology Adolfkahiem Sikhist Sikh jain jinazist organization with AHiMSA Micchami dukkadam with om nama shivaya with the tri-loka of my bodily diaphragm to be in the act of beating the odds of victory with my image of infant Jesus of prague finding my baby picture that shows effect to my theory exposing to disbelief of my true identity of Sikh jain High Rank with ROEHOE Roulette on YouTube playing global radio now. Waheguru ji to Creator of life of the Hebrew with TefiAllah discipline of Kabbalah with less discipline of kadarism with uncountable rewards. I pray for financial compensation to create some to make the sunrise tomorrow with the greeo mythology God Apollo out shining the radiation of voodooism witchcraft evil sorcery evil wizardships evil Obeah man of baphomecy who made manipulation seem false to seeming real.

Sa Si Sa Samarro Jinazi WHOROELZI Novena prayer Adolfkahiem Be Sikhist On YouTube

by ADOLFKAHIEM April 18, 2022