He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.
by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022
Get the noahmug. I don’t know if I like or dislike you. you were my first ever love, and the first boy I ever had a crush on. i’m mixed ab you. I really am. you’re moving this summer and i’m gonna miss you probably really badly but still. i’m. confused. about. you. or not but it’s whatever. it’s weird how you’re so obsessed with zack even though it was so clear how inlove with you I was before.. THE CLOSET WAS GLASS. GLASS. and you still couldn’t tell I was inlove with you. esp when you were with hector. you idiot. but idc anymore. I hope you do well. or take care. don’t kys on the fourth of july either.
by Gaetaest June 26, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a great actor and is very posh sometimes. He can get rough and become hurtful. He has a weird sense of humor that is only sometimes funny. He is decent and will support you in any situation you find yourself in.
by people of earth6 June 19, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the type of guy who has big dreams but small circle to share them with. He also hates traveling. Likes to hangout with his friends but they usually only want to stay inside and play video games.
Noah: hey Rubin! Let's go get Caleb and Jess so we can play smash together!
Rubin: nah, no thanks Noah, I'm good rn
Rubin: nah, no thanks Noah, I'm good rn
by anonymous January 1, 2023
Get the Noahmug. by anonymous January 3, 2021
Get the Noah Snappmug. Noah is a pretty chill guy. he’s super sweet and if ur sad he’ll try his best to cheer u up and almost never fails. he doesn’t have a lot of patience and gets mad and upset easily. he can be a bitch. but also a sweetheart. he’s a walking katy perry song.
by chileanyways April 24, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
by mugger3948 July 7, 2024
Get the Noahmug.