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new jersey 

The worst state in the history of the US.

Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"

"that's cause it's new jersey"

"oh. It's the worst state ever..."
new jersey by ressaler September 22, 2009

new jersey 

New Jersey is the shiznit yo. All you people from Pennsylvania, New York, and the rest of the worl who think its trashy, ur fuckin' wronge. This place is the best. We got hot girls, long beaches, good food. All of u faggits got noth'n on NEW JERSEY. We'll fight u all. PEACE OUT!
Were bad to the bone mother fuck'r
new jersey by big ass titties March 17, 2005

New England Stealers 

Play on words with Pittsburg Steelers and New England Patriots
After getting caught filming other teams signs, the Pats changed their name to the New England Stealers
New England Stealers by teabag October 16, 2007

New York Yankees 

The team of the decade for the 2000s. Ya, thats right.
Here is why..

Playoff Appearances:

New York Yankees - 9
Red Sox - 6

Division titles:

New York Yankees - 8
Red Sox - 1

League Championships:

New York Yankees - 4
Red Sox - 2

Record:

New York Yankees - 965-653 (.596 W%)
Red Sox - 920-699 (.568 W%)

As you can see, its really not even close.
New York Yankees by CommonNYsense November 12, 2009

New Age Hipster

An individual who tries to go against mainstream lifestyles, and favors the ideals of non-conformity, yet conforms to other hipsters around him-her. Typically, new age hipsters view themselves as artistic and often times sport "thrift store chique". if you would like to find a new age hipster, go to artistic neighborhoods in major cities, such as Williamsburg in Brooklyn. When looking for a fine specimen of new age hipster in Williamsburg, look not at the orthodox Jews, but the bohemia who are all wearing thick non-perscription glasses, and American Apparel wear that they say they bought at a thrift store. Hipsters used to be seen as cool, but are quickly losing reputation as new kids come into this scene who have an art history degrees and live off of their parents wealth.
Typical Person: Hey, where did you get those jeans.

New Age Hipster: A thrift store... <ugh>

Typical Person: Oh wait, no, you still have the tag hanging off, you got that from American Apparel. Ok.... What music is that you are listening to?

New Age Hipster: It is just a small band, you wouldn't know of, or appreciate them. <Haha>

Typical Person: Try me.

New Age Hipster: Matt and Kim

Typical Person: Arent they like celebrities now-a-days, they are awesome, but not a small band to say the least.

New Age Hipster: <Ugh> Whatever, Im going to go smoke with my friends, Im too cool for this anyways.
New Age Hipster by Brooklynite7 August 20, 2010