Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?
“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”
“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”
by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019
Get the Shit and mingle mug.when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time
by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016
Get the cannonball shits mug.When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.
by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020
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when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.
yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!
by shit cracker November 4, 2011
Get the wonder shit mug.Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
by Nairnia February 4, 2021
Get the This shit cums mug.When you drink all night and you wake up having to run to the toilet due to the poo explosion that is about to happen.
by safetysamuel November 21, 2016
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