by Kimy October 02, 2004
confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
by Gmilch May 16, 2010
by bassamp April 10, 2012
1. An adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the Toronto IKEA store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and spawning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.
2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.
3. An act of extreme escapism.
2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.
3. An act of extreme escapism.
Person 1: I can't stand going to IKEA with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!
Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.
Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.
Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!
Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.
Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.
Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!
by CilantroLeaf December 19, 2012
by No Eyed Schmee July 29, 2008
by CGi May 10, 2007
Once memorably described in the pages of the UK music magazine Kerrang! as having a sound "thicker than a shit milkshake", Iron Monkey formed in Nottingham, England, in 1994, intending "to irritate as many people as possible," according to bass player Doug Dalziel. That may have worked for a while, but eventually the band had to deal with the fact that quite a few people actually liked what they were doing. After releasing a self-titled six-song mini-album in 1996, the band gained a fair amount of appreciation in the underground. Rumors abounded that Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo was listening to the self-titled release when he overdosed on heroin in 1996.
Other albums to ad to your collection:
"Our Problem" 1998
"We've Learned Nothing" split w/ Church of Misery 1998
"Ruined by Idiots" 2003
The various members went on to work on various projects including the Dukes Of Nothing, Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine, Phantom Limb Management, Armour Of God, and My War. Prior to his untimely death of kidney failure in June 2002, Morrow had formed Murder One and started his own label, Maniac Beast, on which a posthumous collection of live and lost recordings was released in 2002. Typically brutal and uncompromising, it was a fitting epitaph for Morrow's efforts.
Johnny Morrow : Vocals (RIP)
Dean Berry : Guitar
Stuart O'Hara : Guitar
Doug Dalziel : Bass
Justin Greaves : Drums
Other albums to ad to your collection:
"Our Problem" 1998
"We've Learned Nothing" split w/ Church of Misery 1998
"Ruined by Idiots" 2003
The various members went on to work on various projects including the Dukes Of Nothing, Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine, Phantom Limb Management, Armour Of God, and My War. Prior to his untimely death of kidney failure in June 2002, Morrow had formed Murder One and started his own label, Maniac Beast, on which a posthumous collection of live and lost recordings was released in 2002. Typically brutal and uncompromising, it was a fitting epitaph for Morrow's efforts.
Johnny Morrow : Vocals (RIP)
Dean Berry : Guitar
Stuart O'Hara : Guitar
Doug Dalziel : Bass
Justin Greaves : Drums
Holy shit! Iron Monkey? These guys are bad ass!
Bongzilla had to up their game cause Iron Monkey is heavier than a Brachiosaurus dump.
I didn't always have to smoke weed to feel Iron Monkey's wrath.
Smoking weed then listening to Iron Monkey is definately an experience.
Brutal, angst, loud, unpleasant to the faint hearted, stoner groove. Iron Monkey was the only band to do it so wrong in the right way.
Black Sabbath Bongzilla Church of Misery Eyehategod High on Fire Sleep Corrupted weed hash chronic
Bongzilla had to up their game cause Iron Monkey is heavier than a Brachiosaurus dump.
I didn't always have to smoke weed to feel Iron Monkey's wrath.
Smoking weed then listening to Iron Monkey is definately an experience.
Brutal, angst, loud, unpleasant to the faint hearted, stoner groove. Iron Monkey was the only band to do it so wrong in the right way.
Black Sabbath Bongzilla Church of Misery Eyehategod High on Fire Sleep Corrupted weed hash chronic
by vigilanty June 21, 2009