max

someone who thinks they are right all the time and thinks “elle” is pronounced as “ellie”, when it is in fact, NOT.

“max sucks”

by maxhateclub June 28, 2023

Max

Max is generally a common name for gays/bi’s as it represents their gayness going to the maximum amount.

Max: Hey guess what
Man: What

Max: I’m max wanna go out with me

by The gayest boi September 23, 2021

Max

ax is the type of Pearson who has No life Fake friends and a Whole bunch of hamsters dead or alive.

Girl 1: Omg he’s so weird

Girl 2: He stinks so much ewww

He could be considered dangerous and a gay terrorist but You will see him next to school gates been noncey and he eats a nonce sandwitch.WARNING: If you see him runn

Max is all Above

Max’s house usually consists of big pink dildos,bed,tissues,hand sanitiser and 2 metal poles,sometimes strippers (ugly ones)

by User199273799901173 October 15, 2020

Max

Max is the type of guy to look like he is on 20 tons of crack cocaine half the time and the kinda guy who's going to see the Eiffel tower and ask is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer.

He's such a Max he is.

by First place mfa January 9, 2022

max rock

Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life

Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!

by spring.li6 November 23, 2023

Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed

Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max

by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022

max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017