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Josh

To be the either the finest or most autistic being to live
'God you are such a Josh'
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Josh

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”
by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018
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The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.
I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!
by Little Buford February 13, 2024
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josh-posh

a nickname for a Joshua. He is the best guy u will meet and will make a joke out of anything. He can be obnoxious and annoying at times but he is the greatest friend any mate could have and if u are lucky enough to have a josh-posh he will stand up for u and won't expect the same. He is all around the best friend I could have
Guy1 josh just texted me... What u want josh-posh
30 minutes later
Hahaha... Bye josh-posh
by the-bird May 8, 2018
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Josh

A disgusting fat teen who all the girls cant stand
Here comes josh
by Nickle deer April 26, 2020
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Josh crook

A white boy with really sexy tits, legs and ass.
Girl: ooo like at that thick ass, legs and tits
Boy: holy shit he must be a josh crook damn
by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019
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Josh

The most annoying person that I will ever meet, he constantly bugs you for no reason.
Did you hear about what Josh was doing to someone?
Yeah, they were annoying them so much they beat him up
by LUKIEBOY21 February 11, 2019
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