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The current president-elect and soon to be 46th President of the United States of America. He will be sworn in to succeed Donald Trump in January 2021 along with Kamala Harris, the current Vice President-elect and soon to be 49th Vice President.
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will be sworn in on January 20th 2021
Joe Biden by jchamp7 November 8, 2020

Joe Jonas 

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.

HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"

"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"

"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"

"he's HUGE...that's NICE"

"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
Joe Jonas by mrs. joe jonas January 21, 2008

joe iles 

A bearded life-form who often shape shifts (generally the bearded area) to accommodate the needs of the public.
Oh look the Joe Iles has a handle-bar today, hooray for gays!
joe iles by /.-./.-./.-.- February 24, 2009

Joe Metro 

Call joe metro is what you say when your friends want a ride. Joe Metro is not a real person just metro with a common name in front. You can say call jack metro also. Metro stands for the bus.
Guy number 1: bro please give me a ride to the store.
Guy number 2: I'm straight call joe metro.
Joe Metro by chickenwickenlicken February 11, 2010