January 31st

The day my dad died

Damn it’s January 31st the day dad died

by Melonoaky April 24, 2022

January 18th

National self love day! On this day you’ve got to love yourself and feel proud for anything you achieve!

you: I did really well in that test!
Person: that’s showing off a bit!
You: I’m allowed to show off, it’s January 18th, national love yourself day!

by Ludgate_lover December 18, 2020

January 10th

Girls say yes day!

Hey beatfriend let’s go to the park

no actually I want to go to the cinemas

but I don’t wanna go-
Oh sorry it’s January 10th girls say yes

Ugh

by Bestfriend January 10th January 5, 2022

Slap ass january

In january, every fellas have the right to slap someones ass

Its slap ass january, lemme slap ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

January 22

Girls can’t say no for 24 hours so boys ask for anything

Girl 1:He asked me out what do I say

Girl 2:say no

Girl 1:I can’t it’s January 22nd

by Can’t say no January 22, 2022

January 6th

Official Joobies day for carats!!

Aleesha: Its January 6th!!
Sar: OMG
CC: happy joobie day!!!

by @STANSEVENTEENLMAO January 6, 2022

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020