Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 12, 2020

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 20, 2020

January 1

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush

Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*

by Hiimme623 November 18, 2020

January 1

A day to celebrate with all your bitches.

Friend 1: It’s January 1st! Come celebrate with me
Friend 2: Ok!

by IAmAFun-gi June 21, 2022

January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by November 04, 2020

January 1

A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.

January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...

by Depressed bitch October 21, 2020

January 1

the day where the most luckiest people are born, they also are very talented and probably very motivated for anything they like.

teacher: when where you born?
Y/N: January 1st

teacher: you must be very motivated

by BigCheesySlap May 09, 2022