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Jolly jerk January 

Men have the right to jerk off whenever they want and nobody can get mad at them.
“Son are you jerking off right now!!!!” “Yea it’s jolly jerk January

Damp January 

A lesser version of dry January for those of us with less willpower or need to celebrate special events or just want a drink!
Me: I’ll have a dirty martini

Friend: I thought you were doing dry January?
Me: I’m doing Damp January.... not completely dry but not soaked as usual
Damp January by LizzyGlo January 7, 2021

22 January 

International 'Friends with Benefits' day
22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)

7th January 

This is the best day for people to be born on!
Hey its 7th January, my besties birthday, she's literally the best!!
7th January by Annies DREAM December 7, 2021

Janty Jizz January 

After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.
Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!
Janty Jizz January by Profstrange December 1, 2018

NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.
Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.
NO Jacking January by MonthMaker January 2, 2019