ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

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by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 9, 2014

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

B-Ham

An all around stud. The greatest farter of all-time!

Wow, that guy is such a B-Ham!!

by BFF#1 October 23, 2008

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018

Ham

When you're so hammered your name becomes ham!

I'm so ham bro! Hope I don't yak in the uber!

by drew_herps October 26, 2025