gosser moment

When you do something extrememly stupid and make an ass of yourself.

He ran into the closed door? What a Gosser Moment!

by Necroscope March 30, 2005

Dogleg moment

To say or do something so fucking stupid it makes no senses to any body but that stupid fucking pointy gremlin (dogleg)

Fucking hell that made zero sense, what a dogleg moment

by The tunt February 25, 2022

Hallmark moment

An act so improbable it looks staged. Like on a greeting card.
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

"I thought he couldn't stand her. Now they're standing close and sharing his peanut butter."

"Yeah. They're having a Hallmark moment."
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

by Yasmeen10 July 4, 2012

Sally Moment

Uncontrolable word vomit at an inappropriate time.

Talking about someone's sexual escapades in front of their parents.

Jen talking to Vicky at thanksgiving dinner

"So Vicky, i heard Joe has the clap and Mark has crabs, which one did you get?"

"Great Sally moment asshole, and i got the clap"

by Sally Mae Sue Ruth December 1, 2009

moment arm

Possibly originating as a portmanteau of the terms moment of inertia and arm, moment arm has quickly become a much more awesome way of saying leverage.

I can't get this damn bolt to turn. We need more moment arm.

by shdy January 3, 2008

Friday Moment

An unintentional intimate or sexual moment with a close friend.

Lara: OMG, Becky, he turned to say something and ended up kssing my ear.

Becky: What a friday moment.

by TheDiscovererOfTHeFridayMoment July 14, 2010

Hodak Moment

A hodak moment is a rare, one-time moment that is captured with a photo of ladies have a picture together thinking they are tha bomb pouting their lips and posing like hookers.

Guy #1: Dude, check out them broads gathered together for the camera.

Guy #2: I know bro. That's a textbook hodak moment there.

by Jack Spliff June 6, 2010