Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.

I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!

by ckcoffee March 18, 2023

dutch cruise

Nothing at all sexual or drug related

I'm about to go to chess club and Dutch cruise.

by QuinQuinQuadQi April 7, 2016

Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.

"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"

by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024

dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.

I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.

by dootzero September 17, 2021

Double Dutch Ring

when 2 men put their fingers in each other's bottom. originated in Westhill

let's do a double Dutch ring tonight....

by dory999 October 7, 2018

Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.

Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around

by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017

Dutch Stripe

This a Connect-4 move which involves a diagonal line of three tokens in a row with a valid token point at either end. It is similar to the Norwegian Pincer with the only difference being its orientation.

"They anticipated my norwegian pincer, how about a dutch stripe" - Player
"How could I possibly fall for a dutch stripe" - Other Player

by Jyenormous May 20, 2024