When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
by dick milfier January 13, 2008
Get the horse-faced axe battle anal rampagemug. When your eating takis and you try getting the crumbs out of the bottom so you tilt the bag into your mouth and get the dust in your eye.
by The real nibgas September 20, 2018
Get the Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvxmug. “Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019
Get the You can’t put one horse in two barnsmug. The first line of the Constitution. What people said to George Washington a lot.
Used in modern times as an insult.
This is a very rude and mean thing to say to someone.
Used in modern times as an insult.
This is a very rude and mean thing to say to someone.
Ben: Get off your high horse, George Washington!
Emily: That's the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Emily: That's the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me.
by Little Sunshine Face January 20, 2009
Get the Get Off Your High Horse, George Washingtonmug. "I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."
by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018
Get the I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horsemug. (noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 8, 2004
Get the Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)mug. When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018
Get the Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!mug.