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If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will

As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:

"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"

There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.
Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.

P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!
by S Santang October 29, 2009
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friendship hit

The last possible hit of a bong after people think it's cashed which you give to someone to prove their friendship to you.
ex 1:

MacLovin': Is that tots cashed?
Caitlin: There's a friendship hit in there.
MacLovin': *cough cough cough*

ex 2:

Caitlin: Is that tots k-ed?
MacLovin': Are you my friend?
(Caitlin is).
by MacLovin' April 9, 2008
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A famous example of a Zombie hit would be the Rick Roll'd song.
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"I got an F on that calc test"
"Man, thats a rude hit."
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Joe just took a dave hit off that Sour Diesel with that sweet bong.
by Davey from the Navy March 8, 2010
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The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.
Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)
by 3319 March 20, 2010
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one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.
Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"
by stunted April 29, 2010
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