One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
Get the Nilla Wafer top hat timemug. A ass hat is a something you can call that fried that exposed you secrets a word you can use to yell at that one annoying boy who keeps moaning in the class room
As you can see Ass hat is the perfect word to use
As you can see Ass hat is the perfect word to use
Bethany was a Ass hat because she told Jane that you masterbated to your step brothers voice so there for Bethany is a Ass hat
by Bigdick move February 26, 2020
Get the Ass hatmug. by Jonah Riverdale December 27, 2016
Get the Hat trickmug. by Saboratory May 7, 2023
Get the Straw Hatmug. (Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017
Get the Wayne Rooney Hat-Trickmug. the collective of british indie kids
have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner
have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner
by professional sza stan November 27, 2020
Get the bucket hat bourgademug. by Thomas 99 December 21, 2017
Get the stripper hatmug.