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Gray Ham

Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam
“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”
by Imonurmom July 1, 2023
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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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Ham sanga

A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich
She had the cheesiest ham Sanga
by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021
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Ham

A stupid ass nigga that falls for online instagram scammers 😂🤦🏽 ♂️ Mainly gullib
Scammer: Send that 50$ bro
Ham: Bet bro this shit is so crazy ! Im gonna be so rich *Sends it*
Scammer: U fuckin ham *Blocks ham*
by Kasherquon October 17, 2019
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Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
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Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."
by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025
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B-Ham

An all around stud. The greatest farter of all-time!
Wow, that guy is such a B-Ham!!
by BFF#1 October 23, 2008
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