When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
by dick milfier January 04, 2008
When your eating takis and you try getting the crumbs out of the bottom so you tilt the bag into your mouth and get the dust in your eye.
by The real nibgas September 20, 2018
“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 12, 2019
The first line of the Constitution. What people said to George Washington a lot.
Used in modern times as an insult.
This is a very rude and mean thing to say to someone.
Used in modern times as an insult.
This is a very rude and mean thing to say to someone.
Ben: Get off your high horse, George Washington!
Emily: That's the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Emily: That's the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me.
by Little Sunshine Face January 21, 2009
"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."
by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018
(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 09, 2004
When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 25, 2018