fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

FUCK MODEST

Modest destroyed one direction they made their lives miserable and I hope karma stabs them in the back with as much pain and greef that those 5 men had while working with modest

FUCK MODEST go die in a hole

by Melissa Connie October 27, 2020

fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009

Loop fucking

Loopfucking is the sex position that is highly recommended for a threesome requiring three females with cumworking dicks (Costs 6.99$ Each/Sponsored by the Futunari hell), or three males. How this works is that three people will have to make a triangle, their faces touching each others ass but with a dick attached to their oral cavity. One person will have to ejaculate from their mouth penises inside the ass infront of them, filling them up with cum. The person being ejaculated inside will pass on the semen from their intestines to their mouth-penis (kinda like throwing up except the vomit goes to their cummable dildos placed in the mouth) and do the same thing to the 3rd person -and again does the same thing to the 1st person and it goes on a loop.

Person 1: Have you seen any of my three friends?

Person 2: Ohh, they’re at my place. They’re loop fucking

by Hokage69 March 8, 2020

blank fuck

Not giving the slightest care about something, an absolute and resolute mode of lack of interest about a subject or event; lack of interest of the first degree in cases where it cannot be over emphasized.

Jim: Mary is having a house party and we are all invited.

Mark: I dont give a blank fuck about her party - two blank fucks even!

by Autch-Money January 5, 2010

bath fuck

When you and your spouse start fucking in the bath

We started bath fucking last night before we went to Bed.

by $1.00 April 13, 2014