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The French Claire

The French Claire is a girl who offers her services in 5 languages on the dark-web since 2016, she is used to spy and find informations about specific individual or a group of individuals on social media. She hides her identity under ''The French Claire'' a pretty young canadian girl who is stupid and sensitive, she once said ''You're not the best because you're able to show a lot of money, you're not the best because you can fight back everyone and you're not the best because you can scare some ignorant people. I am the best because no one can tell that I am doing something. They can call me poor, they can call me harmless, they can call me stupid, but me, I know I'm worst than all of them.'' Her services are expensive and the public doesn't have access to it. No one knows her BTC balance because she managed to hide it in other people accounts. If you ever meet that girl, you should be careful because there's 90% of chances that she have everything about you, even if she looks like an innocent girl. Take notes that she doesn't take care of personal and useless cases.
-I need informations about him but I can't get close to anyone in this group.
-Just ask The French Claire it's her job
by vlone#8976 July 9, 2020
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french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion
ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing
by Whales102 March 5, 2015
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French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.
Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.
by ipopiad September 2, 2016
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french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.
Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.
by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013
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french chode

when u stuff ur short fat neck into a turtle neck sweater and u look like a chode.
hey bro you’re looking like a french chode today in that sweater.
by Oscar issac November 25, 2021
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The French fryer

When a man dips his balls in beer batter then proceeds to put his balls in partner mouth that contains boiling oil.
Man 1: dude! Me and my slut of a girlfriend tried out the French fryer last night, my shit gone crispy!

Man 2: bet the shit smell real yummy!
by Binfella November 29, 2025
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French

Anything or anyone that is gay.
"Yo, you see that guy over there "?
"You mean the French looking guy"?
"Yeah, what a fag".
by hawke4me July 29, 2024
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