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Team pet

The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.
"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"

"Oh, he's the team pet"
by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023
mugGet the Team petmug.

Seal team six

to dunk one's hand into a glass of milk to retrieve an accidentally dropped cookie to prevent it from getting soggy
*drops cookie ito water
"Fuck it, i'm seal team six-ing this"
by Thundercats4eva February 19, 2015
mugGet the Seal team sixmug.
A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face
by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 18, 2020
mugGet the The team america (aka the hachmed)mug.

Team Wiped

When somebody gets knocked out by a person/group of people.
Betty: Damnnn Joe just got knocked out!

Nancy: Bro got team wiped.
by icethegoat24 August 2, 2024
mugGet the Team Wipedmug.

Team Tarapeutic

A group of people who enjoy the the YouTuber Tarapuetic.
Oh damn, they are all part of Team Tarapeutic, better stay away from them.
by Orixinz January 19, 2024
mugGet the Team Tarapeuticmug.

Dev team leader Ste

SHITE DEV - Savvyy, SS Kazza and Uncle Drew
Person 1: Hey, is that dev team leader Ste?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a shite dev.
by Garry Oniel September 30, 2021
mugGet the Dev team leader Stemug.

Excellence Team

A nickname used to describe the Apttus Alliance team, coined by a key member of the team. It was popularized in June 2014 as the team was consistently doing excellent things. For example, on a Friday in June the team catered Red Rooster Tacos for AEs, gave out koozies and even held a drawing to win an RN74 gift card. Many other documented examples can be found in online collaboration groups.
The Excellence Team looks forward to meeting you!
by sftex June 4, 2014
mugGet the Excellence Teammug.

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