...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.

I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.

by Big Hairy Pendelum June 14, 2010

First Boy

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)

B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"

by Boy (Dutch) June 3, 2025

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

first step-cousin-nibling

1. The grandchild of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgrandchild of one's parent's sibling.
3. The grandchild of one's stepparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

例 Rei 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 例 Rei 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025