National lose half your family day

The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life

Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”

by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

The Hoe Family

A bunch of Hoes

The Hoe Family is very hoey

by YeetersonPeterson May 5, 2020

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

Dance to Familiar

A mishearing of the line "dance in the living room", from the song "only human". It's commonly used as a caption for a character walking away from the camera

Just saw a Dance to Familiar moment on tv

by Dumbice October 25, 2020

friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you

Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020

Semi Doppelgänger Family

A family that is similar to yours, the people in the family have no real actions to you and may not look like you, but they share similar traits.

Bob: hey I met my semi doppelgänger family
Billy: cool

by Missy232 February 12, 2021