Facebook cancer

Someone who posts such bad/ridiculous things on facebook you, it litreally maes you feel like you got cancer!

Oh look at what he posted again! Miha Fink is such a facebook cancer!

by Dronzy January 15, 2015

Facebook lemming

Noun:
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.

Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010

"Im tired of getting Farmville updates from Susan. She is such a Facebook lemming!"

by macrodot February 3, 2010

stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.

I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.

by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008

Facebook Purgatory

When the status of a friendship request is left without a response, neither accepted nor denied, therefore leaving the request in limbo between the two. Sometimes can work to avoid hard/awkward feelings from the requestor.

Yeah, im just gonna keep him in facebook purgatory until the end of time

by DubKing99 July 17, 2011

Facebook Blackout

The lack of realization that one has made an entry, usually embarassing,on a Facebook profile. Usually discovered the following day.

Allan: "I can't believe you took the Which Ghetto Booty Do You Have Quiz."

Wes: "I did? I can't remember. I totally had Facebook Blackout. I bet it was Badunkadunk."

by bajongy September 4, 2009

facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.

Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

by chintancht July 14, 2011

Facebook Cop

Someone who sits on facebook all day and polices comments/pictures/status but has nothing to do with it.

Just bought my car today

*TMI

has nothing to do with the person or more importantly the status, but feels like they need to make a comment - that's a facebook cop !

by crazytreat99 October 22, 2010