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facebook points

Having a shit ton of friends that you don't even know just to have it listed as X number of friends you have.
Dude she has a shit ton of friends, 1000+ facebook points.
by chenzillah December 4, 2009
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Facebook Blackout

The lack of realization that one has made an entry, usually embarassing,on a Facebook profile. Usually discovered the following day.
Allan: "I can't believe you took the Which Ghetto Booty Do You Have Quiz."

Wes: "I did? I can't remember. I totally had Facebook Blackout. I bet it was Badunkadunk."
by bajongy September 4, 2009
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Facebook Cop

Someone who sits on facebook all day and polices comments/pictures/status but has nothing to do with it.
Just bought my car today

*TMI

has nothing to do with the person or more importantly the status, but feels like they need to make a comment - that's a facebook cop !
by crazytreat99 October 22, 2010
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Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.
My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.
by Jawbonz February 19, 2010
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stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.
I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.
by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008
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Facebook orphan

A child whose parents neglect them in favor of facbook.
bob now has to drive himself to school because he is a facebook orphan.
by bobyo August 28, 2009
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Facebook cancer

Someone who posts such bad/ridiculous things on facebook you, it litreally maes you feel like you got cancer!
Oh look at what he posted again! Miha Fink is such a facebook cancer!
by Dronzy January 15, 2015
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