by Fard Retard January 8, 2025
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by anonymous8oo85 February 17, 2021
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El Junaido is a magical man, when he’s around, everything comes together. He makes you smile when sad, even when he is in a dark place himself. And if you lose contact for some time, when you reunite it’s as if you were never apart. A friendship with El Junaido is a friendship for life, he will always have your back.
Not only is he a good ol’ buddy. But he is a secret prostitute for charity, the money he raises from giving lap dances to orphaned children, will then go to other orphaned children! Scarring them for life but also setting them up for a great future! Everything he does is ‘for the children’
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Not only is he a good ol’ buddy. But he is a secret prostitute for charity, the money he raises from giving lap dances to orphaned children, will then go to other orphaned children! Scarring them for life but also setting them up for a great future! Everything he does is ‘for the children’
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‘Damn look at El Junaido, the kids love his dance moves’
‘Wow, what would we do with El Junaido, he really does restore my faith in humanity’
‘Am well depressed wanna off myself enit , I’ll call El Junaido he will prevent the killing of self!’
‘Wow, what would we do with El Junaido, he really does restore my faith in humanity’
‘Am well depressed wanna off myself enit , I’ll call El Junaido he will prevent the killing of self!’
by Gayboi001 October 17, 2022
Get the El Junaido mug.A drawing of our lord an savior, El Birdo is a bird in a sombero that protects the west from theives and murderers. after losing his family at a young age due to starvation during a drought, he swore to make these lands a better place in there memory. Over the years he's come to rescue and fall in love with a western gal named La Bunnia. The true hero and savior of the west, El Birdo.
Jake: Did you hear them in the halls yesterday talking about El Birdo?
Timmy:Yeah man, his photo is all over school.
Timmy:Yeah man, his photo is all over school.
by El Birdo July 25, 2022
Get the El Birdo mug.A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
Get the Settlers of El Pan mug.A fat obese kid! Derived from a mexican commercial in the 80's where the kid looks at the camera and says cierrale (turn it off)as a way to conserve water.
by guill1234 November 6, 2014
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