by hustwe January 18, 2023

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
by K1974 May 4, 2018

by getmehame June 21, 2021

The act of getting two girls with a fart fetish, then going to a frat party and 'hotboxing' the bathroom with your farts. Since they have a fart fetish, it will turn into a wicked orgy.
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.
2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.
2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.
"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."
by Thuzz October 10, 2017

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation
After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.
by airblimpy August 29, 2025

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
