Christian

Christian is the most toxic boy ever he will play you and break your heart and tell everyone your secrets he cant be trusted at all

don’t be such a christian

by person2323 May 22, 2020

christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

Ole Christian

The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!

person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!

by xxelmexx February 13, 2020

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.

Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”

by LeiAddison March 1, 2020

Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.

Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.

by Poop.pee March 5, 2020

Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

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