Chinese finger foreskin method

An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.

This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.

Master Lee Hao Shufu: Oooh... I can sense the Chinese finger foreskin method is strong with you.

by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Chinese

Where The CEO of TikTok (Shou Zi Chew) Was Born And Raised

Senator Tom Cotton - "Mr Chew, what continent is Singapore in?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "And what continent is China in, Mr Chew?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "SO YOURE CHINESE!"

by Skibicumlauncher69 February 1, 2025

Chinese

What TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew is

Senator Tom Cotton - “Mr Chew, which continent is Singapore in?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “Okay. So which continent is China in, Mr Chew?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “So You’re Chinese!!!”

by Sigmaskibidislicer4738383 February 1, 2025

Chinese Maxxing

Being extremely Chinese with you ways. Low stress, low cortisol level activities such as gambling (baccarat), drinking beers and smoking cigs with friends talking about nothing, or just low squat cig smoking in front of a business. Must be very chill vibes

Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.

by gottabesuperchill February 2, 2026

Chinese military dance

It is a dance that is preformed by Chinese soldiers

It probably has some sentimental significance but most westerners know it from the first part of the dance where this guy sticks his leg up completely vertically, sick as fuck and only some people can do it

Person 1: I just tried to do the Chinese military dance trend
Person 2: cool, how did it go?
Person 1: couldn’t get close and I fell over crazy how the guy in the video can do it perfectly normal

by WhotTookTheNameE2? February 7, 2026

Chinese lane change

When a driver turns on their blinker in one direction, then immediately changes lanes in the opposite direction.

I had to slam on the brakes because the car in front of me pulled a Chinese lane change.

by philfodih February 8, 2026