When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

friend break

When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.

Shakira and Eve are taking a friend break.

by ChopoPork July 31, 2021

kim break

a break taken after being with kim, either between two friends or between kim and the other person

person 1: why havent you been getting on?
person 2:I took a kim break

by I.oofed_your.mom on Instagram August 5, 2021

stig break

you get your stig (vape) at exactly 10am on Monday the 9th of August and everyone in the world has to take a drag at that exact time

stig break day is where you get your vape and take a drag of it at the certain time given

by stig break day August 8, 2021

Break The Milk

Breaking the leftover semen on the end of your penis after intercourse/masturbation with pee.

“Well done baby, I’m just going to go break the milk.”

by BathTimeCalculator August 20, 2021

Bitch Breaking

When a person is approaching a jump on a bike, scooter, skateboard, etc... pussies out of going forward with the jump.

C'mon Jeff you can do it! What are you doing?! Why are you bitch breaking?

by Alek Wright August 23, 2021

national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.

virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021