Wisconsin Bread-Bowl

The act of smashing several slices of white bread into a gaping anus, and using a fist to pack the bread to the walls, creating a sort of soup bowl, and then filling it with cheese and semen. The 'bowl' is then farted out onto a table and covered with a cloche to keep warm.

"I wish my therapist would quit being a prude and give me a Wisconsin Bread-Bowl."

by PhatSphoincter December 23, 2025

wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".

Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

$bread

The official currency of the Degen 2VKBwYWzUbCUt8whqe3iA8TafXrMeE9MaLHcXqSrpump

get your $bread up

by SolSurvivor March 10, 2025

Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

by quesadillalover March 22, 2025

cuck bread

a bite of a sandwich which is lacking in defining ingredients (such as meat), as a result of those ingredients being pulled away from the sandwich in other bites.

"The meatballs on that sub were so big, that I ended up with three whole bites of cuck bread!"

by Lady Applesauce June 16, 2024

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024

Banana bread recipe

1) A list of actions and ingredients needed to make banana bread

2) A way of speaking and communicating to your friends in a funny way

1) Ex.
Martha needed the banana bread recipe to make her first ever banana bread.

2) Ex.
Elly always speaks to Ellie in banana bread recipe when she is feeling happy.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024