Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024

Asshole

The people that came up with the idea that Kenji and Brooklyn should end up together in camp cretaceous season 4

Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn get in a relationship
Half of the entire fan base: Your an asshole

by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021

asshole

the taste of an ass

Oh youre an asshole

by uh69 March 15, 2023

Asshole fireants

to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.

Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.

by BDBD14 October 9, 2021

asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others

Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.

by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014

Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024