Alabama Pigroast

When one guy is having sex with a woman doggy style, and the other guy is getting a blow job from the front. The two guys proceed to arm wrestle on the woman's back while actively engaged in sex

I won the alabama pigroast last week against my buddy Ebenezer

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 15, 2025

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 02, 2021

alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.

My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.

by TheLeper March 20, 2018

alabama china

Paper plates and plastic/paper utensils/cups. For special nights, use red Solo cups!

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes!

by CainisAble February 12, 2016

alabama china

Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups

Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!

by CainisAble February 12, 2016

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 01, 2025

Alabama oak ornament

A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.

That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!

by Cosmond May 11, 2018