slug in a money box

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.

"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"

by Bixadon December 15, 2017

car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi

Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money

by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017

dolly parton money

what gerald shmeltzer calls something too fancy or cost too much

jesus bethleen inflation has be spending dolly parton money on hot dog down at the gas station

by cedrickhighsmithdootuniversery November 25, 2022

Cash Money No Check

When you do something cool or something is cool

Nigga where you get those shoes them hoes is cash money no check

by JayT30 March 20, 2023

taco bell money

Loose Change

Guy 1: Dude I'm hungry but I'm broke
Guy 2: No worries man, I got some taco bell money

by JustGoNow November 15, 2018

Danny Benz Money

A large quantity of money (>$100MM)

Guy 1: "Heard the Cubs signed Yu Darvish to a huge contract."

Guy 2: "Yeah but he's still not making Danny Benz money."

Guy 1: "I just made $100K commission off of this deal."
Guy 2: "$100K? Better step your game up if you want to make Danny Benz money."

by the_rickest_rickthere_ever_was May 17, 2018

Money-Fucking Spenderbitch

A person who taps your card and drains your bank account with no regard for Christ. More commonly known as a gold digger.

1. “Bro, you have to drop that ho, she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
2. “Duuude, I just started dating this girl Brittany. She gives great sloppy-toppy, but I think she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”

by coolrichard32 February 11, 2019