turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier November 28, 2007

twerky turkey

The act of twerking with your cock and balls out while gobbling. This move is most commonly used as comedic relief for a significant other due to the hilarity of seeing your 'beak' and 'wattle' slapping back and forth.

My girlfriend was having a stressful day until I bust out the twerky turkey on the bed.

by TT21 August 06, 2021

Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 22, 2022

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey April 03, 2018

catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014

Catching The Crazy Turkey

Gobbling like a turkey during sex

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night

by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014