Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy

'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'

by RogleDin December 12, 2018

Wank

A collection of 2 or more pairs of hip or chest waders or hip or chest wader wearers

When all the fishermen got together it was quite a wank of waders

by Docksee January 19, 2023

Thomas the wank engine

That one friend that’s always honey

Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today

by The one and only me October 3, 2019

Wank

A collective noun for two or more psi’s of hip waders or a group of two or more people wearing hip waders

1) the fishing lodge had a wall of a wank of waders for the fishermen to wear
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing

by Docksee March 2, 2023

Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

pull my wank

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023

Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)

Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply

by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009