snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011

Furious snake pirate

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side

I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous

by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017

Snake

Lucy Jacques

Someone who is considered a friend but screenshots private and confidential infomation and therefore is slippery snake

by TSW10101 May 22, 2018

maddest of the snakes

simply the greatest thing going around

holy fuck that is the maddest of the snakes

by meheav1 December 16, 2008

The snake charmer

Where a man would cream pie a woman, but after doing so would suck all of the semen out of the vagina and spit it out next to him like snake venom.

I did the snake charmer on that freaky bitch last night, won’t lie not gonna do it again.

by Fat old drongo February 9, 2021

Snake bite

When you're having sex and reach your orgasm and take a hit of crack at the same moment. THATS a snake bite!

I love having a snake bite during sex!

by Whoareyouistherealquestion December 30, 2021

Snake

megan rae welch; throws you under the bus at any cost, will do anything for a guys attention

Megan’s so fake, she reminds me of a snake

by pussyfoot527 June 17, 2018