r/boomersbeingfools
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
Evan R is that kind of guy that is in it for the love and not the sex. He really loves you. In fact you are probably the first girl he’s ever loved. He’s definitely super stubborn and honestly pretty competitive. He has a lot of emotions trust me but he’s just not great at showing it. He’s that guy that is definitely a first love you know the kind of guy you want to marry one day. He’s funny but he’s just so caring. He’s strong (mentally and physically) emphasis on the physical part. HES SO ATHLETIC!!!! and comes from a great loving family. He will honestly do anything for you and wait a long time for you. If you ever find an evan r NEVER mess that shit up
Evan R was my first love i’ll never forget it
GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms
I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me
GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms
I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me
by katy k November 14, 2022
by Sekreto Para Bebo March 04, 2022
my best friend on the erth
r oobern termpleman is so cute i love him
by w̶̧̲̜̱̜̦͊͒͋̀͗͝ạ̵̡͇͔̲͓̅̓͊͂͛͜n̷ June 12, 2022
At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 29, 2021
You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.
by Doomed man who died of bordom November 02, 2021
by FireFuego May 21, 2025