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Jacob

Fucken legend, defo has mate called Cameron who’s like 6’7 and has some mad wig.

Jacob also has no legs cause his dad hits him
Jacob: want a drink lad

Mate: nah

Jacob: Ye having a fucken drink
by Ye mar August 15, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is the most sexy , funny, talented, loves sports, and can get any girl he wants. Every time you see him you almost pass out from his looks and you can get lost in his most gorgeous blue eyes. He is also the starting shouting gaurd for his team and every girl and friends cheer for him. When you meet Jacob you will be at love in first sight and remember him forever
Girl 1:have you seen Jacob

Girl 2:no he will never date me

Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi

Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
by Katie clair March 21, 2018
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Jacob Boast

Jacob Boast is the definition of a perfect man, with the most perfect blue eyes, a heart of gold and all the ladies must be chasing after him.
"I met the perfect man today, Jacob Boast"
by Alc21296 September 26, 2019
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Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.
by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 7, 2023
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Jacob

Has the biggest dick on Earth and get any bitch he wants
Dam Jacob ripped her pussy with his big dick and or he's a real jacob
by Big dick boy 900000 September 28, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.
Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.
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Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)
Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)
by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022
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