waffle-maker

an appliance for making waffles

archie wants a waffle-maker

by pablum1 April 25, 2022

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and decide to stomp on the turd to mash it down the drain.

I don’t buy toilet paper anymore, I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Blue waffle

When a girls gives a guy stds the guy can fight back and make her fanny blue

I gave your mom blue waffle

by Mr hiv April 28, 2021

Waffle group

Where grown men go to be fucked by a fat old guy in front of a camera in a shell v-power shirt

That new waffle group is great I only spent ten bucks to be a 1 in 397 chance of winning last years rlc selections car

by Fuckrobnpaul November 21, 2020

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020