The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.

Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.

by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

bubble to the dome piece

Shooting someone in the head with a firearm in a manner that results in brain matter splattering everywhere

I'm about to give that mother fucker a bubble to the dome piece.

Person A: Hey, I think that guy is talking about your mom
Person B: *shoots mom talking son of a bitch in the head, effectively ending his life*

by Penguin156 August 24, 2009

piece

a portable vape with auto fire

(novo, juul, sourin, zero)

can i hit ur piece?

by onmymommaonmymomma June 24, 2019

Piece of work

Although many things can be considered as a big fucking piece of work, Antonia am Orde triumphs above all.

Antonia you a piece of work

by derechteChristianLindner April 24, 2023

gay side piece

A down low guy who is straight presenting that gets drunk and texts his best friends straight buddy hoping that guy is secretly gay or bi

Scottie got texts all night on Mew Year’s Eve from Joe’s buddy, that was hoping Scottie would give him the D but, Scottie is straight and married. He so wants to be Scottie’s gay side piece.

by GorBi February 25, 2025