Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks, or both.

Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass !

by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021

ass shackled

To be gay married.

Randal. It is time for me to cram my pork sword in your winking stinker! Oh how much I love to be ass shackled with you Greg!

by MyClam November 26, 2016

Ass-Crawler

The Ass-Crawler is a person who goes beyond sucking up to people to get in higher places or benefit themselves. Usually, the most annoying person to be around and you definitely don't want one as a friend

The Bridgette chick she is such an ass-crawler

by LRKayJay August 24, 2018

ass slippage

when you shoot ropes from your anal behind. the slippage gets hot and wet.

did you hear about randius? he ass slippaged all over his daughters face.
gross.

by i came all the way here October 12, 2023

Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute

Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism

by BowieePOP January 16, 2024

paws to ass

Chicago slang that mean they finna beat your ass

“if she speak on me again im putting paws to ass fytb ”

by October 18, 2022

Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 03, 2023